Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The Bitches Are Going On HE-Tox

From the desk of Community: The head of morals and standards

The title itself explains our joint resolution. That's right, the bitches are going on HE-Tox. It's a point in life that every girl must go through and this is our year. HE-tox is basically a detox from "Him" whoever your "Him" may be, it's time to void yourself of all of his memories. In order to get the full impact of HE-tox one must limit herself to the calls, texts, and appearances from "him" for a full 60 days. Why Men Love Bitches tells us to completely free our fine selves from this person, but in all reality we know that won't ever happen. But here is to us trying our hardest to stay away from guys like "him" and worry about being the fun, beautiful, cautious girls we have transformed into over the past 21-25 years.

*Guys: SHE-tox works just as well*

Just remember if you ever get stuck in sad mode...pop in "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry and have a laugh on me! Happy HE-toxing!

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