Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Victorious Resurrection from the Blogging Hiatus

From the desk of Conduct -- now to be referred to as Conduct very Becoming

Well, well, well. The bitches have had quite the year. But, as the elder of this group I have made the executive decision that it is time to behave. We should have all known that NYE was only a disaster waiting to happen. Somewhere between the random escort, eyelash dilemma, and jump-up's stint as a pharmacist we should have put our heads together and determined that we should've just stayed in and drank wine or something a little more tame. But, alas, we went on with the show. It could've been worse than it was, but who am I kidding... I was the one in a warm bed while everyone else was trying to break in the apartment. Again, my sincerest apologies. In the hopes of a fresh start this 2006, I have taken it upon myself to list a few activities that we should NOT engage in... or at least give it a valiant effort!!!

1. As Community stated yesterday, "Stay North of I-20". We should avoid anything other than Madison, Ridgeland, and Jackson like the damn plague. Not that I am the one who has engaged in this kind of activity...

2. No more "riding around". This only leads to false accusations and way too much drama. Especially if you get caught. That sucks.

3. And that brings me to a very important one -- no more looking at cell phones, e-mails, palm pilots, or any other electronic devices. I mean come on... what would Clarice do???

4. No more going out during the week. Weekends only. Well, nevermind that. Jump-up and I could never make that happen!!!

5. What do the Black Eyed Peas and camels have in common??? You know what I mean. It is bad, wrong, and degrading. Stay away from it at all costs.

It's late and that's about all that I can think of right now. I have to go to bed, but I'll complete this list as it comes to me. Stay posted and be good!!!!

P.S. Did ya'll see the 10:00 news??? Yes, jump-up and I were at BWW and saw the fight. We should have been interviewed on TV...


Blogger Community said...

Conduct...you have been missed!

4:24 PM  
Blogger Morrow said...

Long time no see, how's life? Would love to catch up with you sometime. Let me know if you are ever in Memphis / Oxford.

2:38 PM  

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